I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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