god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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