new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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