Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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