Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
i need some magic done to my vagina
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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