so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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