For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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