did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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