Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
His nipple licking is glorious
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