it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Who put my cat in the fridge?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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