how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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