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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
