Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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