Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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