Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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