Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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