I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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