nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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