I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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