She's JV to your varsity
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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