We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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