I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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