So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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