Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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