hell yes lets make some ravioli
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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