We won't sleep together?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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