So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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