Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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