I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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