It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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