Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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