Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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