I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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