why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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