My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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