So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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