Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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