who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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