Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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