ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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