the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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