I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It's rum buckets o'clock
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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