PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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