your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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