Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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