Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Randomize
