Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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