some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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