Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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