apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Randomize
