how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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