someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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