We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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