News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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