So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i would punch a child for taco bell
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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